Rental Quotes (15 quotes)

“Abel. I can’t let you…sell your body.”
“The transaction is closer to a rental.”
― Claudia Gray, Defy the Stars

tags: humor, prostitution, rental, robot, sci-fi

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“In many cases, it was the woman’s stomach—not her heart—that fell for her man.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana, The Selfish Genie: A Satirical Essay on Altruism

tags: altruism, charity, compassion, debt, divorce, empathy, fail, failure, feed, food, gene, genes, genie, ghandi, humanity, humor, humour, job, kitchen, loss, love, lover, lovers, mahatma-ghandi, man, mandela, marriage, men, mercy, mortgage, mother-teresa, nelson-mandela, nutrition, occupation, partner, partners, philosopher, philosophy, poverty, rent, rental, satire, satirist, security, selfish, selfishness, selfless, selflessness, social-criticism, spouse, spouses, starvation, stomach, sympathy, teresa, tummy, unemployment, unselfish, unselfishness, woman, women

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“In some cases, it is the woman’s stomach—not her heart—that has left her man for another.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana, The Selfish Genie: A Satirical Essay on Altruism

tags: altruism, breakup, breakups, charity, compassion, debt, divorce, empathy, fail, failure, feed, food, gene, genes, genie, ghandi, heart, hearts, humanity, humor, humour, job, kitchen, loss, love, lover, lovers, mahatma-ghandi, man, mandela, marriage, men, mercy, mortgage, mother-teresa, nelson-mandela, nutrition, occupation, partner, partners, philosopher, philosophy, poverty, rent, rental, romance, satire, satirist, security, selfish, selfishness, selfless, selflessness, social-criticism, spouse, spouses, starvation, stomach, sympathy, teresa, tummy, unemployment, unselfish, unselfishness, woman, women

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“Whether it is big or small, the size of a poor man’s yard incessantly reminds him that he is poor.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

tags: affluence, affluent, aphorism, aphorisms, aphorist, aphorists, big, class, constant-reminder, funny, house, houses, huge, humongous, humor, humour, invest-in-property, joke, jokes, minuscule, money, passive-income, poor, possession, poverty, properties, property, remind, reminder, rent, rental, rentals, rents, rich, riches, satire, small, social-class, social-classes, tiny, wealth, wealthy, yard, yards

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“Get all the party equipment for hire at Smack Amusements group of company in Brisbane we deliver best quality and tested product at your destination to add more fun in your special day deal with us.”
― Smack Amusements

tags: party-equipment, rental

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“I hired a rental car at the Kona airport during Hawaii island VOG air pollution and the agent told me people had been complaining of headaches for weeks!”
― Steven Magee

tags: agent, air, airport, complaining, hawaii, headaches, kona, pollution, rental, vog

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“The USA COVID-19 lock down turned some landlords into free pandemic rental home providers.”
― Steven Magee

tags: covid19, free, home, landlords, lock-down, pandemic, providers, rental, turned, usa

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“I did a 2 hour drive in a rental car to buy my new car from a larger city where it was significantly cheaper. After a house, the car is generally the next biggest purchase. The drive can save you thousands!”
― Steven Magee

tags: car, cheaper, drive, house, larger, new, purchase, rental, save, thousands

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“Toilet rent, rental”
― humameen

tags: rental, toilet-rent

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“People will always rent the affordable rental over the expensive one, even if it means driving a little further.”
― Steven Magee

tags: affordable, driving, expensive, further, little, means, over, rent, rental, renting

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“Nothing is concrete until I have a deposit in my bank and a signed contract.”
― Steven Magee

tags: bank, concrete, contract, contracts, deposit, nothing, rental, signed, signed-contract, until

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“The COVID-19 lockdown and the Maui wildfire disaster both demonstrated that the USA government was using rental home owners as their new social security system for the masses!”
― Steven Magee

tags: covid-19-lockdown, demonstrated, home-owners, masses, maui, maui-wildfire-disaster, pandemic, rental, social-security, usa-government

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“If people have been skipping their mortgage payments, they will likely do the same with their rental home payments.”
― Steven Magee

tags: bad-credit, credit, do-the-same, home, house, mortgage, payments, rental, rental-home, skipping-their-mortgage-payments

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“Rents have gone astronomical!”
― Steven Magee

tags: astronomical, home, house, inflation, investments, rent, rental, rents, too-expensive, unaffordable

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“Tenants that are refusing to vacate their rental property generally will lie, lie and lie until they are evicted by the court.”
― Steven Magee

tags: evict, evicted-by-the-court, generally, lie-and-lie, property, refusing-to-vacate, rental, tenants, until-they-are, vacate

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