Inspirational Humor Quotes

“I would maintain that thanks are the highest form of thought; and that gratitude is happiness doubled by wonder.”
― G.K. Chesterton

“Angels can fly because they can take themselves lightly.”
― G.K. Chesterton, Orthodoxy

“He had never known such gallantry as the gallantry of Scarlett O'Hara going forth to conquer the world in her mother's velvet curtains and the tail feathers of a rooster.”
― Margaret Mitchell, Gone with the Wind

“Watch very closely as the magical angel and I are swallowed by the rainbow twister, and left stranded on the glitter way.”
― Lady Gaga

“... sometimes in life, you either laugh or you cry. And I prefer to laugh.”
― Jim Stovall

“What's so funny about peace, love and understanding”
― Elvis Costello

“Sorry China...the Earth revolves around the sun...not you. FREE TIBET TODAY!”
― Timothy Pina

“Please don't follow in my footsteps. I'm already knee-deep in them, and am sinking rapidly...”
― Tony James Slater

“I've been diagnosed as being bi-polar but so have Florence Nightingale and King David...which kinda leaves me in pretty dam good company...if I must say so.”
― Timothy Pina

“I plan on growing old much later in life, or maybe not at all.”
― Patty Carey, Rodeo Rider, 1913

“I heard a story once in the Orient about two architects who went to see the Buddha. They had run out of money on their projects and hoped the Buddha could do something about it. 'Well, I'll do what I can,' said the Buddha, and he went off to see their work. The first architect was building a bridge, and the Buddha was very impressed. 'That's a very good bridge,' he said, and he began to pray. Suddenly a great white bull appeared, carrying on its back enough gold to finish construction. 'Take it,' said the Buddha, 'and build even more bridges.' And so the first architect went away very happy. The second architect was building a wall, and when the Buddha saw it he was equally impressed. 'That's a very good wall,' he said solemnly, and began to pray. Suddenly the sacred bull appeared, walked over to the second architect, and sat on him.”
― Colin Higgins, Harold and Maude

“Trouble doesn’t always have to be caused. It’s sometimes already there.”
― Matt Haig, A Boy Called Christmas

“If you avoid the killer diseases and keep the degenerative ones under control with sensible diet and exercise and whatever chemotherapy you need to stay in balance, you can live nearly forever.”
― Stegner, Wallace, New Short Novels 2

“We write because we have to, not because we want to”
― Steve Berry

“The Peace Panda Says...all pandas are considered sacred and are originally from Tibet. They all love peace and sweet bamboo cookies!”
― Timothy Pina

“There is magic in your life! Not appreciating it does not make it any less magical. Yes, some of that magic is dangerous, but so are scissors and electricity and politics- and plenty of other completely human inventions!”
― William Ritter, The Dire King

“bangunku untuk bermimpi, tidurku untuk meraih mimpi.”
― ifdal syukri

“The Peace Panda Says...Pandas are as ancient as Tibet. Being that we are natural citizens there...We share their wisdom too!”
― Timothy Pina

“One man's warfare is another man's welfare.”
― Timothy Pina

“I'm an active lifetime member of the...Louie, Louie Society and Proud Of It!”
― Timothy Pina

“The first step to achieving all your goals is getting out of bed. Coffee and toast are optional.”
― Peter James West

“Why would I want to be President of the United States? I’m the King of Disneyland.”
― Walt Disney

“We were all born with the courage to stand up to our fears. If not...then we would have also been born with mouse holes to run into.”
― Timothy Pina

“I don't know what exactly it is that I don't know, but I know I don't know something.”
― Peter James West

“The bookworm catches the early bird!”
― A.J. DeJong

“There's no place like a library!”
― A.J. DeJong

“You‘ve got your whole life to write your first book and six months to write the second one.”
― Richard Lawrence Belford

“I hope children will pick up the lessons in the books. The younger they learn these lessons, the more they can benefit from them in life.”
― Christina Castle

“Eine Lüge ist bereits dreimal um die Erde gelaufen, bevor sich die Wahrheit die Schuhe anzieht.”
― Marc Twain

“Why do today what can be put off until tomorrow”
― Alan Owan