Bitchy But Awesome Quotes

“She may be a bitch, but she's a genuine bitch with a heart”
― Emily Henry, The Love That Split the World

“Its a good thing I'm here, big guy, because you have shit taste in friends."

Okay, I said the last part intentionally, knowing how Aaron would react. And right on cue, Aaron said:

"He's not my friend!"

"Well, I guess that settles it, Nick. You're not going to be rebound guy because, despite your predictions of woe, Aaron and I aren't breaking up. I'd say that we'll see you around, but I doubt that'll happen since you don't even rate friend status.”
― Cardeno C., He Completes Me

“You'll continue to be a bitch no matter what, but I'm glad you aren't a callous, self-absorbed one.”
― Genna Rulon, Only for You

“Every time I saw Lacey, she'd gained five more pounds. She was turning into the kind of obese girl who does her hair like a forties pinup and wears bright red lipstick, a blue polka-dot dress with a white doily collar, colorful tattoos across her huge, smushed cleavage, as if these considerations would distract us from how fat and miserable she'd become.”
― Ottessa Moshfegh, Homesick for Another World

“She probably thinks the spiritual path is a new style of pavers available at Bunnings.”
― PJ Mayhem, Call me Kismet

“Is your dad Mr. Kipling? Because you're a tart!”
― Kirkland Ciccone

“Quote" is a verb. There's not much of a case for using it as a noun, because we already have one: "Quotation".”
― G R Withnail

“You beautiful, bloodthirsty bitch”
― Kit Rocha, Beyond Control

“I don't mind being a bitch to bitches. It is orgasmically satisfying! And dumb bitches? You don't even exist in my universe.
-Emit Eht”
― Ratna Srivastava, Emit Eht

“I want to be the kind of friend that you have--- friends who would fight over beating up your boyfriend when he cheats on you with a heartless, conniving snake like Clare."
"I'm standing right here," Clare said.
"I know you are, darling," Simone gave her the sweetest smile. "That's why I said it.”
― Sara Desai, 'Til Heist Do Us Part