Dilemmacrusher, Shut Up and Feed the Kitten(TM)

Dilemmacrusher, Shut Up and Feed the Kitten(TM) is a whimsical modern-day text adventure. Step in the shoes of rising programmer talent Dilemmacrusher MacDollface, and assemble your motley crew of game developers and helpers as you try to finish your new game, "Dilemmacrusher, Shut Up and Feed the Kitten(TM)", in time for the AdventureX Game Jam deadline. Along the way, you will discover your surroundings and the characters inhabiting them, solve logical puzzles, receive help from well-meaning backseaters, and (hopefully) befriend a kitten.

Depending on your choices, you may finish your game in time and become a mighty programmer, or end your life homeless living under the bridge. If you're very careless, you may even get mauled by a feral hog. Good luck, have fun, and don't die!

Work in progress
Try simply reloading if it gets stuck on initialization
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For a more optimal experience without third-party cookies, play at https://toadspawn.com/dilemma-nightly/
(extremely strongly recommended for players on mobile)