eschewing all previous cynic paradigms, we are presented with an alternative to diogenes' trip up the mountain, wherein instead we are reduced to the simplest form in all of history, the ball, foregoing even the need for the second most important item in the game of golf: the golf club, showing us that although diogenes is not with us anymore his spirit and teachings still hold true, the same way he cast away his last drinking cup we cast away the golf club and the ball simply moves by virtue of our will, the only thing that is left after the luxury of having the shape of the golf club appear and hit this ball was deemed too much for our cynical developer friend, who in true cynical spirit decided that original ideas too were too big a burden and completely unnecessary to the human existence. thusly we are presented with a masterpiece, replacing foddy's slight australian accent with a thick spanish accent we are indebted to ourselves to pay the modicum price of 4.99 usd (3.99 if you buy it on sale you opportunistic neoliberal) for this original retooling and, albeit more pragmatic and cynical, barebones version of a 7.99 usd game, truly the watershed moment in all of recent independent video gaming milestones