The Pizza Knight Saves The Princess

There’s a princess in a castle,

Getting her out has been a hassle

Thanks to the company that the Chocolate Count has kept:

A robot army great and scary,

Colored pink and flavored berry,

And at destruction they’re unfortunately adept.

 

Eighty-five knights went to free her,

Eighty-five knights have been slain,

And the emperor’s decided to give my king an unneeded bit of strain.

Lately I’ve been on suspension,

But now is my chance for redemption,

And ensure that the princess will a-canter free again!

 

Can you really save her from the Chocolate Count’s gumbots?

Of course I can.

 

‘Cuz I’m the Pizza Knight,

And I’m gonna bring the fight

In only thirty minutes or less.

I’ve got my shield and blade,

And my hard-boiled steed,

And incredible finesse.

A shining flatbread fella

In sauce and mozzarella,

My calories? Twelve hundred two.

I’m going to save the day

In Antray’s knightly way: 

Being courageous, kind, and true.

This game is non-vegetarian, non-pescatarian, non-paleo, and non-keto. It contains wheat, dairy, eggs, shellfish, nuts, high fructose corn syrup, and an excessive number of bad food puns.

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Play as the Pizza Knight, a kind & gallant but somewhat bumbling knight made of cheese pizza on a planet where everything & everyone is made out of food. (The planet itself is a giant cake pop.) Explore the castle of the evil Chocolate Count as you try to rescue the Water Ice Princess before it's too late, aided by magical pizza toppings whose powers help you get past the count's gumbots and traps. Choose your topping wisely, brave knight, and maybe you'll find your truth along the way.

The demo is FREE TO DOWNLOAD. The full release CAN BE DOWNLOADED FOR A SINGLE PURCHASE OF $1.50.

This game is recommended for a 12+ audience due to cartoon violence and some frightening scenes that younger viewers may be sensitive to. People between the ages of 6-12 should only play this game in the company of an adult, and people under the age of 6 shouldn't be playing this game at all.

WHY IS THERE NO VOICEWORK OR SOUNDTRACK? Because this is the first game I've ever made, and I'm only one chef. Plus, my irl voice stinks and I can't read from scripts very well. If this game does well I may consider making a DLC with voice acting & music.

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