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Warning: This series featuring my Pokémon OCs expresses my weird brain, and some parts may be cringy despite how funny it may be. Some parts also contain some fetish content. Also, do not take this seriously. This is made for fun.


Episode cast:
Rawburt the Typhlosion (light blue/dark red) (male)
Marcy the Typhlosion (orange/purple) (female)
Togepi (with a low/adult/manly voice)
Clarx the green Goodra (female)
Berina the cyan Dragonite (female)
Team Rocket & Wobbuffet from the anime





[Episode 2: To Break a Fast]



Rawburt: "Okay, today is good day!" *Sinks downstairs* "Hey, Marcy? How is breakfast doing?"

Marcy: "I think it has a fever." :/

Rawburt: "OH NO YOU KILLED A TOGEPI!!!" D=

Marcy: "You're right! I'm stupid!" *Melts* TnT

Rawburt: "No! I told you a million times you're anything but! Anyway, it's not that big of a deal. Don't worry."

Marcy: *Goes back into her normal form* "Okay!" ^v^

Rawburt: "Wait, why is Togepi here, anyway?"

Togepi: "Because she took me and thought I was an egg! And by the way, I faked my death!"

Rawburt: "But you are an egg. And how'd you not die?"

Togepi:" An egg Pokémon! And I made a decoy of myself."

Marcy: "Whatever, now what're we gonna eat 4 the end of a fast?"

Rawburt: "Oh yeah, we breakdance 'till we breakfast!" :dance:

Marcy: "That's not goona work..." B|

Rawburt: "This is the 'we want breakfast' dance!"

Marcy: "Still not gonna work..." B|

*Both teleport to Hopiway

Rawburt: "But it worked."

Marcy: "No it di- HOW?! IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE?!" 0.0

Rawburt: "Told ya! Let's go!"

Marcy: "Hold on, do we even have money?"

Rawburt: ... ... ... "OH NO!!! I FORGOT MY MONEY!!!!!! D=>  Oh wait, I forgot! I don't have to worry about money! We can just use whatever-this-is logic!" ^^'

*Both teleport inside*

Berina: "I loves this Countryballs video! OMG I'm sorry I didn't see you two there! Anyway, welcome to Hopiway! What are your names?"

Marcy: "We are-"

Rawburt: "Hold on, Marcy, we should use pig latin names here. That way, we get more for less." *Faces Berina* "We are Awburtray and Arcymay."

Berina: "Hello, user Awburtray and user Arcymay, I'll show you to the table."

*Rawburt and Marcy fall into a hole and it leads to their table. Don't worry, there were vines to break their fall.*

Marcy: "What was that?! I'm glad we didn't get hurt, but we should've been warned!"

Clarx: "Bonjour. What would you like?"

Marcy: "But I don't speak Paris!"

Clarx: "French toast? Is that what you want?"

Marcy: "But I haven't even checked the menu!" >o<

Clarx: "Sorry, just take your time." ^^'

Marcy: "Wait, why are the menus not in English? And are you sure you understand them?"

Rawburt: "Goodness, your menu is in German!" :o "You can use my menu!" ^^

Clarx: "What would you like to drink?"

Rawburt: "I want strawberry milkshake."

Marcy: "I'll have what the man's having.' ;P

Clarx: "Okay then."

Rawburt: "Dude, this is the other way around of a phrase from 'When Harry met Sally'..." :facepalm:

Marcy: "I no dude!" >:v

(Later...)

Clarx: "Have you decided?"

Rawburt: "Yes, wait, do you want to go first Marcy?"

Marcy: "Okay, I want the cheese omelet and an Oreo pancake."

Rawburt: "I will have Mexican omelet and the same pancake the lady's having."

Clarx: "Here you go." *Serves the food*

Marcy: "THAT FAST?!" 0.0

Rawburt: "It took a very long time, but they do time freeze."

(After they enjoyed the food...)

Clarx: "Ist everything guten?"

Marcy: "I don't speak Germany, but this is the best breaking-the-fast ever!" ^^

Rawburt: "Anything for you, Marcy." ;P

Marcy: "Aww... you're so..." :love:

Clarx: "Anything else?"

Rawburt: "Can we do the dip-our-toes-into-the milkshake?"

Clarx: "Sure."

(I'm too lazy)

Clarx: "That'll be $47.47."

Rawburt: "Okay. (Wait... did she say 47?). Man, why is my life full of 47?"

(After the Hopiway experience, and they go back home...)

Rawburt: "I'm so stuffed I'm goona..." *melts*

Marcy: "Yeah, me too..." *melts*

*The same Togepi from before collects the melted Typhlosion liquid using Psychic powers and puts them in buckets. Togepi went to put them in the sink drain, but they hardened into the shape of the buckets.*

Rawburt: "Oh, hey, Togepi. What are you doing?"

Togepi: *grumpy* B/  (NO NO NO NO NO I WAS GOING TO GET RID OF THEM SO I CLAIM THE HOUSE!!!!! D:<)

*Both Typhlosions slide out of the sink.*

Marcy: "Wanna go back home?"

Togepi: "I'm good. I'd rather this is my new home."

Rawburt: "What do you think Marcy?"

Marcy: *Grabs Togepi*

Togepi: "Hey, let me go!"

Marcy: "THERE IS NO ROOM FOR YOU!! >:C Wait... Normally, I'd just kick you out or use my flamethrower, but I have a good idea. Hee hee hee!" >B3 *Teases Togepi with her footpaws*

Togepi: "Ugh, stop it, please! Eww, they stink!"

Marcy: "Do it, Rawburt!"

Rawburt: *Squishes Togepi with his paws with Marcy's*

Togepi: "Oh, jeez, stop it! You're both so gross! Can't breathe!" *Uses psychic energy to escape*

Rawburt: *Grabs Togepi and tickles it* "Kuchi kew!"

Togepi: "Nice try! My paws aren't ticklish! I mean they're tickle proof!" >:D

Rawburt: "Okay, Marcy, you have it now."

Marcy: *Grabs Togepi* "How dare you call us gross?! That's it! Get out!!" *Kicks Togepi out of the house* D:<

Togepi: "Woooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa you will regret this!!! Looks like Togepi's blasting off again!" DX

Team Rocket: "HEY, YOU COPIED US!!!!!!" D:<

Wobbuffet: "Waaaaaaaawb buffett!!"



(That's all now.)