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Land Speed Record By Mick Lennon
May 11, 2040
Mandy Schmidt is sitting behind the wheel of a blue 2022 Cadillac CT4-V Blackwing. Right next to her is a guy (an anthropomorphic jaguar wearing a white SR-71 t-shirt and blue jeans) sitting behind the wheel of a green 2018 Mercedes-AMG GTR. Atticus walks up to Mandy.
"You sure you can take this guy?" Atticus asked.
"I bought this car last week, and I love it! I actually find it to be more fun to drive than my CTS-V. Now watch me smoke this guy!" Mandy replied.
"I like the sound of that! Now good luck!" said Atticus.
"Thanks for that," Mandy replied.
"You're welcome," said Atticus before getting back on the sidewalk with the rest of the team.
Chester walks up and stands between both cars.
"Okay, are you people ready to race?" Chester asked.
"Hell yeah!" Mandy replied as she revved her engine.
The Mercedes driver revs back at her.
"10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, go!" said Chester before bringing out his Kimber 1911 and firing a round into the air.
Mandy and the Mercedes driver launch out of the starting line. Chester runs back onto the sidewalk. Mandy shifts into second, third, and fourth gear before making a hard left. The Mercedes driver shifts into second, third, and fourth gear before making the same maneuver.
"So what's under the hood of that Cadillac?" Fraser asked.
"That car is powered by a 3.6 liter twin turbo V6 that produces 472 horsepower and 445 pound-feet of torque. The transmission of that one happens to be a 6-speed manual," Damien replied.
"How fast can it go?" Pandora asked.
"It does 0-60 mph in 3.8 seconds and tops out at 189 mph. Although that's not much compared to my 765LT, it's still pretty fast," Alice replied.
"I feel that this match will be even considering the performance specs of both cars," said Becky.
"Yeah, but let's hope Mandy can win," Chelsea replied.
Mandy shifts into fifth and sixth gear before drifting around a corner. The Mercedes driver shifts into fifth, sixth, and seventh gear before making the same maneuver. Both drivers near miss a 2037 Honda Odyssey, a 2021 Buick Enclave, a 2021 Mustang GT, and a 2021 Dodge Challenger Hellcat before making a hard left.
"Damn, she's good," said Brendan.
"I agree, and she's also a great guitar player as well. I'll even admit she plays guitar better than I do," Burton replied.
"Right, and I know she's got this," said Darrell.
Mandy and the Mercedes driver drift around a corner. They speed through a busy intersection and cause a 2021 Chevy Express to t-bone a Google Street View Car. Mandy crosses the finish line first with the Mercedes driver crossing it three seconds later. Both drivers exit their cars and approach each other.
"I never thought I'd lose to a damn Cadillac of all cars," said the Mercedes driver.
"I can tell you that it's not about the performance specs of the car; what matters is the person who is driving it," Mandy replied.
"Cool, now you can have this," said the Mercedes driver as he gave Mandy a check for $11,000.
"Thank you," Mandy replied as she put the check in her pocket.
"You're welcome, and maybe we'll meet again at some point," said the Mercedes driver before getting back in his car and driving away.
Damien's phone rings.
"Hello?" Damien asked after bringing out his phone and answering it.
"Hello, Damien. It's Karl. I talked with Ray, and we just drafted someone who wants to join your crew. This person is not an official member of the Nazi Hunters, but we think he'd make a great addition to your team. Get over here ASAP," Karl replied over the phone.
"We'll be there in a couple minutes. Wait for us," said Damien before hanging up and putting his phone away. "Karl just called. He said that Ray drafted a guy who wants to join our team."
"Did he say anything about the new guy?" Eleanor asked.
"No, but we'll know about him when we get to Ray's mansion," Damien replied.
"Then let's go!" said Kang.
The Blacklist get in their cars and head out. They soon arrive at Ray's mansion, park their cars in the garage, and exit their cars. They walk past Karl's Gran Torino and a light blue 2022 Porsche 911 GT3.
"That looks like the new guy's car," said Charlie as he spotted the car.
"If I was gonna get one of those, I'd get it in black," said Tony.
"I'd get one in red, but light blue is cool too," Rodney replied.
The Blacklist enter the planning room and are greeted by Ray and The Big 3.
"Hello, everyone. I see that everyone made it," said Ray.
"Yeah, we're all here," Damien replied. "So who's the new guy?"
"Yeah, we wanna know," said Priscilla.
"Luke is going to introduce him," Ray replied.
"Franklin Callahan, you can come in," said Luke.
Franklin (a white anthropomorphic raccoon-skunk hybrid wearing a dark blue tactical jacket and dark green combat pants) enters the planning room.
"How's it going, everyone?" Franklin asked. "My name is Franklin Callahan, son of Jerry Callahan and Kim Nakazato. Granted you all know that my dad is the drummer for United States of Anarchy, and my mom is the lead guitarist for The Karen Fisher Project."
Damien walks up to Franklin.
"Hello, Franklin. It's nice to meet you," said Damien before shaking Franklin's hand.
"It's great to meet you too. I had to read everyone's files ahead of time before actually joining the team," Franklin replied.
"Ray always has new team members read everyone's files," said Andreas.
"Franklin, do you wanna tell us some stuff about your Porsche?" Gabriella asked.
"First of all, that car is powered by a 4 liter flat-6 that produces 502 horsepower and 346 pound-feet of torque. The transmission of mine is a 6-speed manual," Franklin replied. "So how fast can it go?" Donita asked.
"That car does 0-60 mph in 3.2 seconds and tops out at 197 mph," Franklin replied. "How much does that car weigh?" Darrell asked.
"That car weighs 3,350 pounds. The hood and the rear wing are composed of carbon-fiber-reinforced plastic, and the wheels are aluminum," Franklin replied.
"I don't know if my Saleen can beat that," said Marilyn.
"That Saleen is lighter than my Porsche. However, both cars are on par with each other in terms of performance specs, so you never know," Franklin replied.
"That's a really nice Porsche you've got," said Riley.
"Thanks, and I like your Falcon FPV GT-F," Franklin replied.
"Franklin, in order to prove that you can ride with us, I'm gonna challenge you to a race," said Damien.
"I accept that challenge, even though I don't think I can beat you. Whatever the case, it's on!" Franklin replied.
Damien and Franklin run to the garage, get in their cars, start up their cars, and drive up to the stoplight. The light turns green, and the two of them launch out of the starting line. Damien shifts into second, third, fourth, and fifth gear before making a hard right. Franklin shifts into second, third, and fourth gear before making the same maneuver. Meanwhile, everyone else is watching the race on the screen.
"Franklin is gonna need a faster car if he's gonna keep up with Damien," said Eddie.
"I agree since my TSR-S could keep up with his NSX. And yet, I still couldn't beat him," Sean replied.
"That is a nice Porsche that he has," said Malakai.
"I agree, and maybe we could get Franklin in our band if we decide to start one," Maynard replied.
"Let's see who wins this race," said Ruby.
Damien shifts into sixth, seventh, eighth, and ninth gear before making a hard right. Franklin shifts into fifth and sixth gear before making the same maneuver. The two of them near miss a 2035 BMW X5, a 2040 Camaro SS, a 2037 Mustang GT, and a 2022 Mitsubishi Outlander before drifting around a corner. They both speed through a busy intersection, causing a 2034 Mitsubishi Eclipse Cross to t-bone a 2021 Toyota Prius. Damien crosses the finish line first with Franklin crossing it four seconds later. The two of them pull up to Ray's mansion, park their cars in the garage, exit their cars, and return to the planning room.
"Damien, I gotta be honest, I didn't expect to beat you in that race," said Franklin. "Well, Charlie did say that my NSX is overpowered compared to just about every other car I've raced it against, but I don't give a shit because it's my car and I'll do whatever the hell I want with it. Also, that's a really awesome Porsche you've got," Damien replied.
"Thanks, and I like your Acura," said Franklin.
Maynard and Malakai walk up to Franklin.
"Franklin, I was going to tell you that Maynard and I were going to ask if you were interested in joining our band whenever we decide to start one," said Malakai. "That depends," Franklin replied. "What kind of band were you guys planning on starting?"
"I initially thought about starting a gothic black metal band, but Maynard said that we should go in the direction of experimental rock and industrial rock. We don't have a name for the band at this time, but I am going to be the lead singer while Maynard wants to be the rhythm guitarist," said Malakai.
"I guess I could be your bassist. I do practice playing the bass guitar every once in a while. Granted I always use a guitar pick while playing the bass," Franklin replied. "Perfect, but we're also gonna need a drummer and a lead guitarist," said Maynard. "We'll cross that bridge when we get to it," Malakai replied.
"Now that that's over with, Ray is about to go over today's heist," said John.
"Thank you," Ray replied. "Today, you will be going to Scottsdale in order to steal this 2022 SSC Tuatara from an auction."
Ray shows everyone photos of a white SSC Tuatara on the screen.
"That's a beautiful car," said Andreas.
"What kind of engine powers that thing?" Krist asked.
"I have researched that car and read that it's powered by a 5.9 liter Nelson Racing twin turbo V8 that produces 1,750 horsepower and 1,280 pound-feet of torque. The transmission is a 7-speed automated sequential. SSC claims that it's an automated manual, but it's NOT a legit manual transmission. Let's be clear about that," Damien replied.
"Didn't the Tuatara break the record for world's fastest production car back in 2020?" Magra asked.
"Yes, and it does 0-60 mph in 2.5 seconds and tops out at 316 mph. In fact, the Tuatara is the first production car to surpass 300 mph. Granted SSC had to run the car on E85 in order to get these numbers," Damien replied.
"Isn't the body of that car made of carbon fiber?" Priscilla asked. "That's right, and it weighs 2,750 pounds," Alice replied.
"How many of those did they make?" Simeon asked.
"I read that SSC only made 100 of them," Gavin replied.
"I did some research on that car and read that each one cost about $1.6 million when they were new," said Burton.
"So who is going to steal that car?" Luke asked.
"I'm gonna steal it. My dad said that he wanted to steal one when he was my age, but he never got to when he and his team were doing the kind of stuff that we do. This is why I'm stealing it for him," Damien replied.
"I'll be riding with you in that car," said Franklin as he walks up to Damien.
"You're not gonna try to hit 300 mph in that car, are you?" Eleanor asked.
"I don't think I have enough room to be able to do that, but I am gonna drive really fast in it," Damien replied.
"Then it's settled! Blacklist One is all fueled up and is waiting at the airport," said Ray. "Good luck, and you will have to evade the Arizona Highway Patrol and possibly the SWAT Team during the pursuit," said Karl.
"I'll be riding with Alice until we get there," Damien replied.
"And I'll ride with Maynard," said Franklin.
"Alright, now let's go get us another car!" Damien replied.
The Blacklist run to the garage, get in their cars, start them up, and head out. They soon arrive at the Los Angeles International Airport. They pull up to Ray's hangar. The cargo door of Blacklist One opens up, and The Blacklist drive their cars into the cargo bay. The cargo door closes up as The Blacklist exit their cars and walk to the cabin. They sit down and strap themselves in as the plane's crew secure the cars into place. The crew gets seated and they strap themselves in. Rob Draiman and his co-pilot get seated and strap themselves in.
"Next stop: Scottsdale," said Rob.
Blacklist One is taxied out of its hangar and onto the runway before taking off. The landing gear is retracted.
85 minutes later.
Blacklist One arrives at the Scottsdale Airport. The landing gear is deployed, and the jet lands onto the runway before being taxied into a hangar. The Blacklist stand up, walk to the cargo bay, and get into their cars. The cargo door opens up, and The Blacklist drive their cars out of the cargo bay before heading to the streets.
"Welcome to Scottsdale," said Damien.
"I never thought we'd be coming here for a heist," said Tony.
"Does anyone know if there are any car or air museums in this city?" Fraser asked.
"There is a racing museum, but we can't go there today because we have to steal that SSC Tuatara," Eleanor replied.
"Thanks for reminding him," said Damien.
"You're welcome," Eleanor replied.
The Blacklist arrive at the fairgrounds. Damien puts his earpiece on.
"Good luck," said Alice.
"Thanks, and I'll be back," Damien replied before kissing Alice on the lips.
He exits Alice's McLaren 765LT. Franklin puts on his earpiece, exits Maynard's Hyperion XP-1, and walks up to Damien. The two of them enter the fairgrounds.
"Damien, can you hear me?" Alice asked. "Yeah, I can hear you," Damien replied. "Okay, the Tuatara is in Building 2," said Alice. "Got it," Damien replied.
"Building 2 is over there," said Franklin as he pointed to the left. "I see it," Damien replied.
Damien & Franklin enter Building 2 and walk over to the Tuatara. "This is my first time seeing a Tuatara," said Franklin.
A worker (an anthropomorphic German shepherd dressed as the other workers) walks up to the Tuatara. Damien gets behind him and puts him in a chokehold. The worker loses consciousness, and Damien sets him down before searching his pocket for the key. He grabs the key, and he and Franklin get into the Tuatara. Damien puts the key into the ignition before starting up the car and driving it out of the building. He drives it out of the fairgrounds and meets up with the rest of the team.
"We got the car. Now let's get the hell outta here!" said Damien.
The Blacklist head to the streets and speed past a state trooper driving a 2040 Camaro SS.
"Dispatch, a group of people driving some exotic cars just sped right past me! Engaging in pursuit!" said the cop on his CB radio.
The cop activates his siren and engages in a pursuit.
"Do we have a description of those cars?" the dispatcher asked.
"One of them appears to be that SSC Tuatara that was just stolen. I'm gonna need backup ASAP," the cop replied.
"Copy that. State troopers are en route. ETA 13 seconds," said the dispatcher.
More state troopers driving 2040 Camaro SS's, 2039 Ford Broncos, 2040 Ford Tauruses, and 2040 Dodge Challenger Hellcats engage in the pursuit.
"Dammit, we got state troopers after us!" Atticus shouted.
"Get these bastards off my ass! We need to get this car to the plane intact!" Damien replied.
"Got it!" said Alice before sideswiping a Challenger, causing it to crash into the rear of a Chevy HHR.
Priscilla rear-ends a Camaro, causing it to crash into a light post. Kang fires an EMP at a Challenger, frying its system and causing it to t-bone a Tesla Model X. A state trooper in a Bronco pulls up to the left of Damien.
"Driver, you are under arrest! Pull over immediately!" said the cop on his loudspeaker. "You ain't getting this car back!" Damien shouted before bringing out his P30L and shooting the front right tire off of the Bronco, causing it to roll over.
A Taurus crashes into the wreckage.
"This will be my first time taking down a state trooper," said Gabriella before sideswiping a Challenger, causing it to hit a curb and roll over.
"Mine too!" Donita replied before rear-ending a Camaro, causing it to lose control and collide head-on with a C8 Corvette.
Tony deploys a spike strip, shredding the tires of a Taurus and causing it to crash into a stop sign.
"Now I see why it's called a stop sign," said Tony.
"Yeah, and I gotta take this bitch down," Eddie replied before sideswiping a Challenger, causing it to hit a curb and roll over.
Marilyn fires an EMP at a Camaro, frying its system and causing it to collide head-on with a Ferrari Portofino. Chester rear-ends a Taurus, causing it to lose control and crash into a stop sign. Sean sideswipes a Challenger, causing it to crash into the rear of a 2019 Nissan Leaf. Darrell fires an EMP at a Taurus, frying its system and causing it to crash into the rear of a 2021 Toyota Prius. Eleanor rear-ends a Camaro, causing it to hit a curb and roll over. Charlie accelerates towards the rear right wheel of a Bronco, causing it to roll over. Simeon sideswipes a Taurus, causing it to hit a curb and roll over. Maynard fires an EMP at a Challenger, frying its system and causing it to crash into a light post. Atticus rear-ends a Bronco, causing it to lose control and roll over. Mandy deploys a spike strip, shredding the tires of a Camaro and causing it to t-bone a 2022 BMW M5. Magra accelerates towards the rear left wheel of a Bronco, causing it to roll over. Pandora hits the left side of the rear bumper of a Taurus, causing it to spin out and roll over. Fraser fires an EMP at a Challenger, frying its system and causing it to crash into a stop sign. Ruby sideswipes a Bronco, causing it to hit a curb and roll over. Burton deploys a spike strip, shredding the tires of a Camaro and causing it to crash into the rear of a 2021 Volvo XC90. Gavin sideswipes a Challenger, causing it to hit a curb and roll over. Becky rear-ends a Taurus, causing it to lose control and t-bone a Tesla Model 3. Chelsea rear-ends a Camaro, causing it to crash into the rear of a Mustang Mach E. Andreas deploys a spike strip, shredding the tires of a Challenger and causing it to collide head-on with a 2025 Lincoln Navigator. Malakai fires an EMP at a Taurus, frying its system and causing it to t-bone a Google Street View Car. Rodney sideswipes a Bronco, causing it to hit a curb and roll over. Brendan rear-ends a Challenger, causing it to crash into a stop sign. Riley sideswipes a Camaro, causing it to crash into the rear of a 2040 Toyota Prius. Krist rear-ends a Taurus, causing it to lose control and collide head-on with a Porsche Taycan.
"That's it for the state troopers," said Krist.
Several SWAT officers driving 2040 Chevy Suburbans, 2040 Ford Explorers, 2039 Tesla Cybertrucks, and 2040 Dodge Durangos engage in the pursuit.
"Dammit, it's the SWAT Team!" Sean shouted.
"We gotta bring these bastards down one way or another," Damien replied.
"We're on it!" said Alice before sideswiping a Cybertruck, causing it to crash into a light post.
A SWAT officer in a Durango pulls up to the left of Damien.
"We got one right next to us!" said Franklin.
"I got this," Damien replied before bringing out his P30L and shooting the front right tire off of the SUV, causing it to run over.
An Explorer crashes into the wreckage. Eleanor deploys a spike strip, shredding the tires of a Suburban and causing it to t-bone a 2022 BMW M5. Darrell rear-ends a Durango, causing it to lose control and collide head-on with a 2030 Mitsubishi Eclipse Cross. Kang sideswipes an Explorer, causing it to hit a curb and roll over. Tony fires an EMP at a Cybertruck, frying its system and causing it to crash into the rear of a fourth generation Prius. Eddie hits the right side of the rear bumper of a Suburban, causing it to spin out and roll over. Chester sideswipes a Durango, causing it to collide head-on with a 2026 Prius. Sean fires an EMP at an Explorer, frying its system and causing it to crash into a stop sign. Maynard accelerates towards the rear left wheel of a Cybertruck, causing it to roll over. Atticus rear-ends a Suburban, causing it to t-bone a Google Street View Car. Donita accelerates towards the rear left wheel of a Durango, causing it to roll over. Gabriella deploys a spike strip, shredding the tires of an Explorer and causing it to crash into the rear of a Lamborghini Urus. Mandy rear-ends a Cybertruck, causing it to lose control and crash into a stop sign. A SWAT officer driving a Suburban pulls up next to the right of the Tuatara.
"There's one on our right!" said Damien.
"I'll take care of this asshole!" Franklin replied before bringing out his P7 and shooting the front left tire off of the SUV, causing it to roll over.
A Cybertruck crashes into the wreckage. Magra deploys a spike strip, shredding the tires of a Durango and causing it to collide head-on with a Ferrari Portofino. Pandora sideswipes an Explorer, causing it to hit a curb and roll over. Fraser deploys a spike strip, shredding the tires of a Suburban and causing it to crash into a stop sign. Burton fires an EMP at a Durango, frying its system and causing it to crash into the rear of a 2037 Kia Carnival. A SWAT officer driving an Explorer drops a spike strip, shredding the tires of Ruby's Ferrari 812 Superfast. The tires reinflate.
"Dumb move, asshole!" said Ruby before hitting the left side of the Explorer's rear bumper, causing it to spin out and roll over.
Gavin sideswipes a Cybertruck, causing it to hit a curb and roll over. Becky rear-ends a Suburban, causing it to collide head-on with a 2035 Toyota Highlander. Chelsea fires an EMP at an Explorer, frying its system and causing it to crash into a light post. Andreas deploys a spike strip, shredding the tires of a Durango, causing it to t-bone a 2023 BMW X5. Krist hits the right side of the rear bumper of an Explorer, causing it to spin out and roll over. Charlie rear-ends a Cybertruck, causing it to lose control and collide head-on with a 2025 Lincoln Aviator. Malakai sideswipes a Suburban, causing it to hit a curb and roll over. Rodney fires an EMP at a Durango, frying its system and causing it to crash into the rear of a Ferrari FF. Simeon deploys a spike strip and shreds the tires of a Cybertruck, causing it to t-bone a Tesla Model X. Riley rear-ends an Explorer, causing it to crash into a light post. Brendan sideswipes a Suburban, causing it to t-bone a C8 Corvette Stingray.
"I don't see any more after us," said Brendan.
"Excellent work! Now let's get the hell out of here," Damien replied.
The Blacklist soon return to the Scottsdale Airport. They pull up to Blacklist One. The cargo door opens up, and they each drive their cars into the cargo bay. The Blacklist exit the cars and walk to the cabin before sitting down and strapping themselves in. The plane's crew secure the cars into place before sitting down and strapping themselves in. The cargo door closes up. Rob Draiman and his co-pilot get seated before strapping themselves in.
"Alright, we're heading back to LA," said Rob.
Blacklist One is taxied out of the hangar and onto the runway before taking off. The landing gear is retracted.
85 minutes later.
Blacklist One returns to the Los Angeles International Airport. The landing gear is deployed, and the jet lands onto the runway before being taxied into Ray's hangar. The Blacklist walk to the cargo bay and get into their cars. The cargo door opens up, and The Blacklist drive the cars out of the cargo bay and head to the streets. They soon arrive at Ray's mansion, park their cars in the garage, and walk to the planning room. "Welcome back, everyone! You people really demolished a lot of cop cars today!" said Ray.
"Damn right we did!" Damien replied before tossing the key to Ray.
Ray catches the key.
"Right, and here are your rewards," said Ray as he gave each member of The Blacklist a check for $60,000.
"Thanks," Damien replied as he and his team put their checks in their pockets. "Franklin, how was your first mission with The Blacklist?" Luke asked.
"It was pretty intense. I gotta be honest, when Damien was driving that Tuatara, he was driving so fast that I thought I was gonna pass out. Luckily I didn't," Franklin replied.
"I'm going to notify Michael about the success of the heist," said Ray as he pulled up Discord and called Michael.
Ray walks up and faces the screen as Michael picks up.
"Hello, Ray," said Michael. "How's it going?"
"I'm doing well," Ray replied. "Did you hear about that heist that went on in Scottsdale?" "Yes, and I just read about it on MSNBC's website. I figured that only Damien and his team could've pulled that off," said Michael.
"Dad, I remember that you always wanted an SSC Tuatara, and I stole that car for you," Damien replied as he walked up.
"I appreciate that you got that car for me, but seeing as that you went through all of that trouble to get that car, I'd like for you to keep it. You know that I have an SSC Ultimate Aero, and I think it'd be fitting for you to have its successor," said Michael.
"Thank you, and maybe I could bring it over to your place so you can drive it," Damien replied.
"You're welcome, and I'll talk to you later," said Michael before turning off his webcam and turning off Discord.
"Alright, Mandy and I have something that we'd like to announce," said Atticus.
"Me and Atticus are currently dating, and Atticus recently moved in with me," said Mandy as she stood beside Atticus.
Everyone in the room starts clapping.
"As you all know, I am straight, but I am a longtime supporter of the LGBT community. Some people might find it to be unusual that my girlfriend is trans, but that doesn't matter to me because I view her as a woman and that's exactly what she is. Nothing can change that, and I love her for who she is!" said Atticus before hugging Mandy and kissing her on the lips.
"Have you done it with her?" Alice asked.
"We lost track of the number of times we did it," Mandy replied as she smiled.
"Nice," said Eleanor.
"Have you thought about filming yourselves going at it and uploading that stuff to the internet?" Gavin asked.
"We do have some videos up on PornHub and Xvideos. Speaking of which, we're gonna do it again in order to celebrate another successful heist," Atticus replied.
"Be sure to send me a link," said Kang.
"I'll send it to you after we upload it," Atticus replied.
"Have fun with that," said Damien before turning to Ray. "Ray, make sure you let us know when the next job is coming up."
"I will, and that Tuatara will be delivered to your mansion once the modifications are complete," Ray replied.
"Alright, and we'll see you next time," said Damien.
Everyone except for Ray walks to the garage, gets in their cars, exits the garage, and heads out.
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Story and the Rest of the Characters are Owned by Mick Lennon aka Michael Racer.
May 11, 2040
Mandy Schmidt is sitting behind the wheel of a blue 2022 Cadillac CT4-V Blackwing. Right next to her is a guy (an anthropomorphic jaguar wearing a white SR-71 t-shirt and blue jeans) sitting behind the wheel of a green 2018 Mercedes-AMG GTR. Atticus walks up to Mandy.
"You sure you can take this guy?" Atticus asked.
"I bought this car last week, and I love it! I actually find it to be more fun to drive than my CTS-V. Now watch me smoke this guy!" Mandy replied.
"I like the sound of that! Now good luck!" said Atticus.
"Thanks for that," Mandy replied.
"You're welcome," said Atticus before getting back on the sidewalk with the rest of the team.
Chester walks up and stands between both cars.
"Okay, are you people ready to race?" Chester asked.
"Hell yeah!" Mandy replied as she revved her engine.
The Mercedes driver revs back at her.
"10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, go!" said Chester before bringing out his Kimber 1911 and firing a round into the air.
Mandy and the Mercedes driver launch out of the starting line. Chester runs back onto the sidewalk. Mandy shifts into second, third, and fourth gear before making a hard left. The Mercedes driver shifts into second, third, and fourth gear before making the same maneuver.
"So what's under the hood of that Cadillac?" Fraser asked.
"That car is powered by a 3.6 liter twin turbo V6 that produces 472 horsepower and 445 pound-feet of torque. The transmission of that one happens to be a 6-speed manual," Damien replied.
"How fast can it go?" Pandora asked.
"It does 0-60 mph in 3.8 seconds and tops out at 189 mph. Although that's not much compared to my 765LT, it's still pretty fast," Alice replied.
"I feel that this match will be even considering the performance specs of both cars," said Becky.
"Yeah, but let's hope Mandy can win," Chelsea replied.
Mandy shifts into fifth and sixth gear before drifting around a corner. The Mercedes driver shifts into fifth, sixth, and seventh gear before making the same maneuver. Both drivers near miss a 2037 Honda Odyssey, a 2021 Buick Enclave, a 2021 Mustang GT, and a 2021 Dodge Challenger Hellcat before making a hard left.
"Damn, she's good," said Brendan.
"I agree, and she's also a great guitar player as well. I'll even admit she plays guitar better than I do," Burton replied.
"Right, and I know she's got this," said Darrell.
Mandy and the Mercedes driver drift around a corner. They speed through a busy intersection and cause a 2021 Chevy Express to t-bone a Google Street View Car. Mandy crosses the finish line first with the Mercedes driver crossing it three seconds later. Both drivers exit their cars and approach each other.
"I never thought I'd lose to a damn Cadillac of all cars," said the Mercedes driver.
"I can tell you that it's not about the performance specs of the car; what matters is the person who is driving it," Mandy replied.
"Cool, now you can have this," said the Mercedes driver as he gave Mandy a check for $11,000.
"Thank you," Mandy replied as she put the check in her pocket.
"You're welcome, and maybe we'll meet again at some point," said the Mercedes driver before getting back in his car and driving away.
Damien's phone rings.
"Hello?" Damien asked after bringing out his phone and answering it.
"Hello, Damien. It's Karl. I talked with Ray, and we just drafted someone who wants to join your crew. This person is not an official member of the Nazi Hunters, but we think he'd make a great addition to your team. Get over here ASAP," Karl replied over the phone.
"We'll be there in a couple minutes. Wait for us," said Damien before hanging up and putting his phone away. "Karl just called. He said that Ray drafted a guy who wants to join our team."
"Did he say anything about the new guy?" Eleanor asked.
"No, but we'll know about him when we get to Ray's mansion," Damien replied.
"Then let's go!" said Kang.
The Blacklist get in their cars and head out. They soon arrive at Ray's mansion, park their cars in the garage, and exit their cars. They walk past Karl's Gran Torino and a light blue 2022 Porsche 911 GT3.
"That looks like the new guy's car," said Charlie as he spotted the car.
"If I was gonna get one of those, I'd get it in black," said Tony.
"I'd get one in red, but light blue is cool too," Rodney replied.
The Blacklist enter the planning room and are greeted by Ray and The Big 3.
"Hello, everyone. I see that everyone made it," said Ray.
"Yeah, we're all here," Damien replied. "So who's the new guy?"
"Yeah, we wanna know," said Priscilla.
"Luke is going to introduce him," Ray replied.
"Franklin Callahan, you can come in," said Luke.
Franklin (a white anthropomorphic raccoon-skunk hybrid wearing a dark blue tactical jacket and dark green combat pants) enters the planning room.
"How's it going, everyone?" Franklin asked. "My name is Franklin Callahan, son of Jerry Callahan and Kim Nakazato. Granted you all know that my dad is the drummer for United States of Anarchy, and my mom is the lead guitarist for The Karen Fisher Project."
Damien walks up to Franklin.
"Hello, Franklin. It's nice to meet you," said Damien before shaking Franklin's hand.
"It's great to meet you too. I had to read everyone's files ahead of time before actually joining the team," Franklin replied.
"Ray always has new team members read everyone's files," said Andreas.
"Franklin, do you wanna tell us some stuff about your Porsche?" Gabriella asked.
"First of all, that car is powered by a 4 liter flat-6 that produces 502 horsepower and 346 pound-feet of torque. The transmission of mine is a 6-speed manual," Franklin replied. "So how fast can it go?" Donita asked.
"That car does 0-60 mph in 3.2 seconds and tops out at 197 mph," Franklin replied. "How much does that car weigh?" Darrell asked.
"That car weighs 3,350 pounds. The hood and the rear wing are composed of carbon-fiber-reinforced plastic, and the wheels are aluminum," Franklin replied.
"I don't know if my Saleen can beat that," said Marilyn.
"That Saleen is lighter than my Porsche. However, both cars are on par with each other in terms of performance specs, so you never know," Franklin replied.
"That's a really nice Porsche you've got," said Riley.
"Thanks, and I like your Falcon FPV GT-F," Franklin replied.
"Franklin, in order to prove that you can ride with us, I'm gonna challenge you to a race," said Damien.
"I accept that challenge, even though I don't think I can beat you. Whatever the case, it's on!" Franklin replied.
Damien and Franklin run to the garage, get in their cars, start up their cars, and drive up to the stoplight. The light turns green, and the two of them launch out of the starting line. Damien shifts into second, third, fourth, and fifth gear before making a hard right. Franklin shifts into second, third, and fourth gear before making the same maneuver. Meanwhile, everyone else is watching the race on the screen.
"Franklin is gonna need a faster car if he's gonna keep up with Damien," said Eddie.
"I agree since my TSR-S could keep up with his NSX. And yet, I still couldn't beat him," Sean replied.
"That is a nice Porsche that he has," said Malakai.
"I agree, and maybe we could get Franklin in our band if we decide to start one," Maynard replied.
"Let's see who wins this race," said Ruby.
Damien shifts into sixth, seventh, eighth, and ninth gear before making a hard right. Franklin shifts into fifth and sixth gear before making the same maneuver. The two of them near miss a 2035 BMW X5, a 2040 Camaro SS, a 2037 Mustang GT, and a 2022 Mitsubishi Outlander before drifting around a corner. They both speed through a busy intersection, causing a 2034 Mitsubishi Eclipse Cross to t-bone a 2021 Toyota Prius. Damien crosses the finish line first with Franklin crossing it four seconds later. The two of them pull up to Ray's mansion, park their cars in the garage, exit their cars, and return to the planning room.
"Damien, I gotta be honest, I didn't expect to beat you in that race," said Franklin. "Well, Charlie did say that my NSX is overpowered compared to just about every other car I've raced it against, but I don't give a shit because it's my car and I'll do whatever the hell I want with it. Also, that's a really awesome Porsche you've got," Damien replied.
"Thanks, and I like your Acura," said Franklin.
Maynard and Malakai walk up to Franklin.
"Franklin, I was going to tell you that Maynard and I were going to ask if you were interested in joining our band whenever we decide to start one," said Malakai. "That depends," Franklin replied. "What kind of band were you guys planning on starting?"
"I initially thought about starting a gothic black metal band, but Maynard said that we should go in the direction of experimental rock and industrial rock. We don't have a name for the band at this time, but I am going to be the lead singer while Maynard wants to be the rhythm guitarist," said Malakai.
"I guess I could be your bassist. I do practice playing the bass guitar every once in a while. Granted I always use a guitar pick while playing the bass," Franklin replied. "Perfect, but we're also gonna need a drummer and a lead guitarist," said Maynard. "We'll cross that bridge when we get to it," Malakai replied.
"Now that that's over with, Ray is about to go over today's heist," said John.
"Thank you," Ray replied. "Today, you will be going to Scottsdale in order to steal this 2022 SSC Tuatara from an auction."
Ray shows everyone photos of a white SSC Tuatara on the screen.
"That's a beautiful car," said Andreas.
"What kind of engine powers that thing?" Krist asked.
"I have researched that car and read that it's powered by a 5.9 liter Nelson Racing twin turbo V8 that produces 1,750 horsepower and 1,280 pound-feet of torque. The transmission is a 7-speed automated sequential. SSC claims that it's an automated manual, but it's NOT a legit manual transmission. Let's be clear about that," Damien replied.
"Didn't the Tuatara break the record for world's fastest production car back in 2020?" Magra asked.
"Yes, and it does 0-60 mph in 2.5 seconds and tops out at 316 mph. In fact, the Tuatara is the first production car to surpass 300 mph. Granted SSC had to run the car on E85 in order to get these numbers," Damien replied.
"Isn't the body of that car made of carbon fiber?" Priscilla asked. "That's right, and it weighs 2,750 pounds," Alice replied.
"How many of those did they make?" Simeon asked.
"I read that SSC only made 100 of them," Gavin replied.
"I did some research on that car and read that each one cost about $1.6 million when they were new," said Burton.
"So who is going to steal that car?" Luke asked.
"I'm gonna steal it. My dad said that he wanted to steal one when he was my age, but he never got to when he and his team were doing the kind of stuff that we do. This is why I'm stealing it for him," Damien replied.
"I'll be riding with you in that car," said Franklin as he walks up to Damien.
"You're not gonna try to hit 300 mph in that car, are you?" Eleanor asked.
"I don't think I have enough room to be able to do that, but I am gonna drive really fast in it," Damien replied.
"Then it's settled! Blacklist One is all fueled up and is waiting at the airport," said Ray. "Good luck, and you will have to evade the Arizona Highway Patrol and possibly the SWAT Team during the pursuit," said Karl.
"I'll be riding with Alice until we get there," Damien replied.
"And I'll ride with Maynard," said Franklin.
"Alright, now let's go get us another car!" Damien replied.
The Blacklist run to the garage, get in their cars, start them up, and head out. They soon arrive at the Los Angeles International Airport. They pull up to Ray's hangar. The cargo door of Blacklist One opens up, and The Blacklist drive their cars into the cargo bay. The cargo door closes up as The Blacklist exit their cars and walk to the cabin. They sit down and strap themselves in as the plane's crew secure the cars into place. The crew gets seated and they strap themselves in. Rob Draiman and his co-pilot get seated and strap themselves in.
"Next stop: Scottsdale," said Rob.
Blacklist One is taxied out of its hangar and onto the runway before taking off. The landing gear is retracted.
85 minutes later.
Blacklist One arrives at the Scottsdale Airport. The landing gear is deployed, and the jet lands onto the runway before being taxied into a hangar. The Blacklist stand up, walk to the cargo bay, and get into their cars. The cargo door opens up, and The Blacklist drive their cars out of the cargo bay before heading to the streets.
"Welcome to Scottsdale," said Damien.
"I never thought we'd be coming here for a heist," said Tony.
"Does anyone know if there are any car or air museums in this city?" Fraser asked.
"There is a racing museum, but we can't go there today because we have to steal that SSC Tuatara," Eleanor replied.
"Thanks for reminding him," said Damien.
"You're welcome," Eleanor replied.
The Blacklist arrive at the fairgrounds. Damien puts his earpiece on.
"Good luck," said Alice.
"Thanks, and I'll be back," Damien replied before kissing Alice on the lips.
He exits Alice's McLaren 765LT. Franklin puts on his earpiece, exits Maynard's Hyperion XP-1, and walks up to Damien. The two of them enter the fairgrounds.
"Damien, can you hear me?" Alice asked. "Yeah, I can hear you," Damien replied. "Okay, the Tuatara is in Building 2," said Alice. "Got it," Damien replied.
"Building 2 is over there," said Franklin as he pointed to the left. "I see it," Damien replied.
Damien & Franklin enter Building 2 and walk over to the Tuatara. "This is my first time seeing a Tuatara," said Franklin.
A worker (an anthropomorphic German shepherd dressed as the other workers) walks up to the Tuatara. Damien gets behind him and puts him in a chokehold. The worker loses consciousness, and Damien sets him down before searching his pocket for the key. He grabs the key, and he and Franklin get into the Tuatara. Damien puts the key into the ignition before starting up the car and driving it out of the building. He drives it out of the fairgrounds and meets up with the rest of the team.
"We got the car. Now let's get the hell outta here!" said Damien.
The Blacklist head to the streets and speed past a state trooper driving a 2040 Camaro SS.
"Dispatch, a group of people driving some exotic cars just sped right past me! Engaging in pursuit!" said the cop on his CB radio.
The cop activates his siren and engages in a pursuit.
"Do we have a description of those cars?" the dispatcher asked.
"One of them appears to be that SSC Tuatara that was just stolen. I'm gonna need backup ASAP," the cop replied.
"Copy that. State troopers are en route. ETA 13 seconds," said the dispatcher.
More state troopers driving 2040 Camaro SS's, 2039 Ford Broncos, 2040 Ford Tauruses, and 2040 Dodge Challenger Hellcats engage in the pursuit.
"Dammit, we got state troopers after us!" Atticus shouted.
"Get these bastards off my ass! We need to get this car to the plane intact!" Damien replied.
"Got it!" said Alice before sideswiping a Challenger, causing it to crash into the rear of a Chevy HHR.
Priscilla rear-ends a Camaro, causing it to crash into a light post. Kang fires an EMP at a Challenger, frying its system and causing it to t-bone a Tesla Model X. A state trooper in a Bronco pulls up to the left of Damien.
"Driver, you are under arrest! Pull over immediately!" said the cop on his loudspeaker. "You ain't getting this car back!" Damien shouted before bringing out his P30L and shooting the front right tire off of the Bronco, causing it to roll over.
A Taurus crashes into the wreckage.
"This will be my first time taking down a state trooper," said Gabriella before sideswiping a Challenger, causing it to hit a curb and roll over.
"Mine too!" Donita replied before rear-ending a Camaro, causing it to lose control and collide head-on with a C8 Corvette.
Tony deploys a spike strip, shredding the tires of a Taurus and causing it to crash into a stop sign.
"Now I see why it's called a stop sign," said Tony.
"Yeah, and I gotta take this bitch down," Eddie replied before sideswiping a Challenger, causing it to hit a curb and roll over.
Marilyn fires an EMP at a Camaro, frying its system and causing it to collide head-on with a Ferrari Portofino. Chester rear-ends a Taurus, causing it to lose control and crash into a stop sign. Sean sideswipes a Challenger, causing it to crash into the rear of a 2019 Nissan Leaf. Darrell fires an EMP at a Taurus, frying its system and causing it to crash into the rear of a 2021 Toyota Prius. Eleanor rear-ends a Camaro, causing it to hit a curb and roll over. Charlie accelerates towards the rear right wheel of a Bronco, causing it to roll over. Simeon sideswipes a Taurus, causing it to hit a curb and roll over. Maynard fires an EMP at a Challenger, frying its system and causing it to crash into a light post. Atticus rear-ends a Bronco, causing it to lose control and roll over. Mandy deploys a spike strip, shredding the tires of a Camaro and causing it to t-bone a 2022 BMW M5. Magra accelerates towards the rear left wheel of a Bronco, causing it to roll over. Pandora hits the left side of the rear bumper of a Taurus, causing it to spin out and roll over. Fraser fires an EMP at a Challenger, frying its system and causing it to crash into a stop sign. Ruby sideswipes a Bronco, causing it to hit a curb and roll over. Burton deploys a spike strip, shredding the tires of a Camaro and causing it to crash into the rear of a 2021 Volvo XC90. Gavin sideswipes a Challenger, causing it to hit a curb and roll over. Becky rear-ends a Taurus, causing it to lose control and t-bone a Tesla Model 3. Chelsea rear-ends a Camaro, causing it to crash into the rear of a Mustang Mach E. Andreas deploys a spike strip, shredding the tires of a Challenger and causing it to collide head-on with a 2025 Lincoln Navigator. Malakai fires an EMP at a Taurus, frying its system and causing it to t-bone a Google Street View Car. Rodney sideswipes a Bronco, causing it to hit a curb and roll over. Brendan rear-ends a Challenger, causing it to crash into a stop sign. Riley sideswipes a Camaro, causing it to crash into the rear of a 2040 Toyota Prius. Krist rear-ends a Taurus, causing it to lose control and collide head-on with a Porsche Taycan.
"That's it for the state troopers," said Krist.
Several SWAT officers driving 2040 Chevy Suburbans, 2040 Ford Explorers, 2039 Tesla Cybertrucks, and 2040 Dodge Durangos engage in the pursuit.
"Dammit, it's the SWAT Team!" Sean shouted.
"We gotta bring these bastards down one way or another," Damien replied.
"We're on it!" said Alice before sideswiping a Cybertruck, causing it to crash into a light post.
A SWAT officer in a Durango pulls up to the left of Damien.
"We got one right next to us!" said Franklin.
"I got this," Damien replied before bringing out his P30L and shooting the front right tire off of the SUV, causing it to run over.
An Explorer crashes into the wreckage. Eleanor deploys a spike strip, shredding the tires of a Suburban and causing it to t-bone a 2022 BMW M5. Darrell rear-ends a Durango, causing it to lose control and collide head-on with a 2030 Mitsubishi Eclipse Cross. Kang sideswipes an Explorer, causing it to hit a curb and roll over. Tony fires an EMP at a Cybertruck, frying its system and causing it to crash into the rear of a fourth generation Prius. Eddie hits the right side of the rear bumper of a Suburban, causing it to spin out and roll over. Chester sideswipes a Durango, causing it to collide head-on with a 2026 Prius. Sean fires an EMP at an Explorer, frying its system and causing it to crash into a stop sign. Maynard accelerates towards the rear left wheel of a Cybertruck, causing it to roll over. Atticus rear-ends a Suburban, causing it to t-bone a Google Street View Car. Donita accelerates towards the rear left wheel of a Durango, causing it to roll over. Gabriella deploys a spike strip, shredding the tires of an Explorer and causing it to crash into the rear of a Lamborghini Urus. Mandy rear-ends a Cybertruck, causing it to lose control and crash into a stop sign. A SWAT officer driving a Suburban pulls up next to the right of the Tuatara.
"There's one on our right!" said Damien.
"I'll take care of this asshole!" Franklin replied before bringing out his P7 and shooting the front left tire off of the SUV, causing it to roll over.
A Cybertruck crashes into the wreckage. Magra deploys a spike strip, shredding the tires of a Durango and causing it to collide head-on with a Ferrari Portofino. Pandora sideswipes an Explorer, causing it to hit a curb and roll over. Fraser deploys a spike strip, shredding the tires of a Suburban and causing it to crash into a stop sign. Burton fires an EMP at a Durango, frying its system and causing it to crash into the rear of a 2037 Kia Carnival. A SWAT officer driving an Explorer drops a spike strip, shredding the tires of Ruby's Ferrari 812 Superfast. The tires reinflate.
"Dumb move, asshole!" said Ruby before hitting the left side of the Explorer's rear bumper, causing it to spin out and roll over.
Gavin sideswipes a Cybertruck, causing it to hit a curb and roll over. Becky rear-ends a Suburban, causing it to collide head-on with a 2035 Toyota Highlander. Chelsea fires an EMP at an Explorer, frying its system and causing it to crash into a light post. Andreas deploys a spike strip, shredding the tires of a Durango, causing it to t-bone a 2023 BMW X5. Krist hits the right side of the rear bumper of an Explorer, causing it to spin out and roll over. Charlie rear-ends a Cybertruck, causing it to lose control and collide head-on with a 2025 Lincoln Aviator. Malakai sideswipes a Suburban, causing it to hit a curb and roll over. Rodney fires an EMP at a Durango, frying its system and causing it to crash into the rear of a Ferrari FF. Simeon deploys a spike strip and shreds the tires of a Cybertruck, causing it to t-bone a Tesla Model X. Riley rear-ends an Explorer, causing it to crash into a light post. Brendan sideswipes a Suburban, causing it to t-bone a C8 Corvette Stingray.
"I don't see any more after us," said Brendan.
"Excellent work! Now let's get the hell out of here," Damien replied.
The Blacklist soon return to the Scottsdale Airport. They pull up to Blacklist One. The cargo door opens up, and they each drive their cars into the cargo bay. The Blacklist exit the cars and walk to the cabin before sitting down and strapping themselves in. The plane's crew secure the cars into place before sitting down and strapping themselves in. The cargo door closes up. Rob Draiman and his co-pilot get seated before strapping themselves in.
"Alright, we're heading back to LA," said Rob.
Blacklist One is taxied out of the hangar and onto the runway before taking off. The landing gear is retracted.
85 minutes later.
Blacklist One returns to the Los Angeles International Airport. The landing gear is deployed, and the jet lands onto the runway before being taxied into Ray's hangar. The Blacklist walk to the cargo bay and get into their cars. The cargo door opens up, and The Blacklist drive the cars out of the cargo bay and head to the streets. They soon arrive at Ray's mansion, park their cars in the garage, and walk to the planning room. "Welcome back, everyone! You people really demolished a lot of cop cars today!" said Ray.
"Damn right we did!" Damien replied before tossing the key to Ray.
Ray catches the key.
"Right, and here are your rewards," said Ray as he gave each member of The Blacklist a check for $60,000.
"Thanks," Damien replied as he and his team put their checks in their pockets. "Franklin, how was your first mission with The Blacklist?" Luke asked.
"It was pretty intense. I gotta be honest, when Damien was driving that Tuatara, he was driving so fast that I thought I was gonna pass out. Luckily I didn't," Franklin replied.
"I'm going to notify Michael about the success of the heist," said Ray as he pulled up Discord and called Michael.
Ray walks up and faces the screen as Michael picks up.
"Hello, Ray," said Michael. "How's it going?"
"I'm doing well," Ray replied. "Did you hear about that heist that went on in Scottsdale?" "Yes, and I just read about it on MSNBC's website. I figured that only Damien and his team could've pulled that off," said Michael.
"Dad, I remember that you always wanted an SSC Tuatara, and I stole that car for you," Damien replied as he walked up.
"I appreciate that you got that car for me, but seeing as that you went through all of that trouble to get that car, I'd like for you to keep it. You know that I have an SSC Ultimate Aero, and I think it'd be fitting for you to have its successor," said Michael.
"Thank you, and maybe I could bring it over to your place so you can drive it," Damien replied.
"You're welcome, and I'll talk to you later," said Michael before turning off his webcam and turning off Discord.
"Alright, Mandy and I have something that we'd like to announce," said Atticus.
"Me and Atticus are currently dating, and Atticus recently moved in with me," said Mandy as she stood beside Atticus.
Everyone in the room starts clapping.
"As you all know, I am straight, but I am a longtime supporter of the LGBT community. Some people might find it to be unusual that my girlfriend is trans, but that doesn't matter to me because I view her as a woman and that's exactly what she is. Nothing can change that, and I love her for who she is!" said Atticus before hugging Mandy and kissing her on the lips.
"Have you done it with her?" Alice asked.
"We lost track of the number of times we did it," Mandy replied as she smiled.
"Nice," said Eleanor.
"Have you thought about filming yourselves going at it and uploading that stuff to the internet?" Gavin asked.
"We do have some videos up on PornHub and Xvideos. Speaking of which, we're gonna do it again in order to celebrate another successful heist," Atticus replied.
"Be sure to send me a link," said Kang.
"I'll send it to you after we upload it," Atticus replied.
"Have fun with that," said Damien before turning to Ray. "Ray, make sure you let us know when the next job is coming up."
"I will, and that Tuatara will be delivered to your mansion once the modifications are complete," Ray replied.
"Alright, and we'll see you next time," said Damien.
Everyone except for Ray walks to the garage, gets in their cars, exits the garage, and heads out.
Tony WolFox is Owned by Tony Paavilainen aka Tony WolFox.
Story and the Rest of the Characters are Owned by Mick Lennon aka Michael Racer.
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