Just a few things you should know...
14 years ago
Stolen from
Resine :P
Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Tassik glare will liquefy your kidneys. (Some can attest to this XD)
If you spell Tassik in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
Q: How many Tassik's does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, Tassik prefers to kill in the dark.
The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Tassik in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off. (This is actually somewhat true, cause I HATE people like that)
"Let the Bodies Hit the Floor" was originally written as Tassik's theme song.
Most people fear the Reaper. Tassik considers him "a promising Rookie".
Tassik destroyed the periodic table, because Tassik only recognizes the element of surprise.
Tassik doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."
The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Tassik.
Bullets dodge Tassik.
Hahahaha, theses come the awesome "Facts about [Insert Name Here] Generator http://blog.esaba.com/projects/facts/
Try it yourself :3

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Tassik glare will liquefy your kidneys. (Some can attest to this XD)
If you spell Tassik in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
Q: How many Tassik's does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, Tassik prefers to kill in the dark.
The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Tassik in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off. (This is actually somewhat true, cause I HATE people like that)
"Let the Bodies Hit the Floor" was originally written as Tassik's theme song.
Most people fear the Reaper. Tassik considers him "a promising Rookie".
Tassik destroyed the periodic table, because Tassik only recognizes the element of surprise.
Tassik doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."
The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Tassik.
Bullets dodge Tassik.
Hahahaha, theses come the awesome "Facts about [Insert Name Here] Generator http://blog.esaba.com/projects/facts/
Try it yourself :3

nikoto69
~nikoto69
*facepalm* oh my jeezus xD

munkybizniss
~munkybizniss
This sounds likes all the Cheesiest Chuck Norris jokes... but for you, Tassik. :P

StanTheLion
~stanthelion
lol I was just thinking the same thing